** 2019 STUDENT PRELET. CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICKEN – SAVE A LITTLE CHICKEN BURGER FOR ME…….. **
Don’t let the – quite Franky – slightly rude sounding name of this street put you off. You’ll be hard pushed to find any Tosson’s hanging around in this street, matey!
What you will find – located a mere hop, skip and a very long jump away from Tesco and that chicken place on Chillingham Road is a rather nice 3 bedroom flat.
It’s upstairs, which is fantastic news for anyone who hates living downstairs (you were maybe a Downton Abbey house servant in a past life) but equally awful if you suffer from Acrophobia, which is a fear of heights – not a fear of moustaches which is what I originally thought.*
Just think how easy it will be when you do the Big Shop! You can pop to Tesco, buy some beer and wine, forget why you went there and go home and have a drink. The realise you’re hungry and pop to that chicken place before the froth has even settled on your pint.
In fact, if you move in I’ll not only buy you wine and beer but I’ll give you a tenner to spend on chicken too.