Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT where Byker Grove was set. That said, I think that Ant and Dec did once walk past the house on the way to the Bingo up the road, so that’s claim to fame enough for me. Oh, and Wor Chezza’s mum used to live round the corner, so you might get a glimpse of Chezza coming home to see Mam one day with her new tats. You know why? Because she’s worth it
This used to be a great 6 bed flat, but we thought “there’s loads of great 6 beds – why don’t we make it into an awesome 5 bed”, so asked some men to come round with hammers and knock a wall down. Fortunately, the brief was a bit more precise than that and they did the right one and then made it look good again. They even made sure that the person in the now defunct 6th bedroom was out. Man, they weren’t happy when they came home :o)
So what to tell you that doesn’t make me sound like a shiny suited estate agent It’s got a geet big lounge come kitchen come dining room. A loungeitchening room if you will. Decked out with the normal stuff – sofa, fridge freezer and dishwasher – plus some not so normal stuff.
All of the 5 rooms are brilliant – yes, one’s a tiny bit smaller but only in comparison to the others – so there shouldn’t be too many games of beer pong to decide who gets which. It also has a bathroom, a shower room and an extra toilet. Bonus!
It’s just a hop skip and jump from Heaton Perk which is a great cafe, but the last time I saw someone hop skip and jump there, he got chased down the road by a dog.
ALL INCLUSIVE RENT£300/ 320PCM INCLUDES GAS, ELECTRIC, WATER, INTERNET, TV LICENCE
“Hey man, how the flip did you get such a wicked house?” is what your mates will say if a) they are (understandably) green with envy or b) talk like idiots.
But they’ll be making a very valid point. You WILL have a wicked house, despite that word not being cool since 1994. And boy will you know it – you’ll be charging people to come round for a look before you know it!
So, the nuts and bots of it – 6 bedrooms, which means you will either be sharing with 6 of your mates, or 6 people you managed to cobble together to live together. You’ll all start off as mates, but will despise each other by Christmas….. we’ve all been there…..
Sorry, i digress.
All the bedrooms are of a good size apart form room 7. That ones a bit rubbish as it’s a single room with a slopey ceiling but you know what? We’ll do it so cheap that you’ll be an idiot if you refuse it.
Room 2 is my favourite – it’s two rooms into one so you can keep sleep and study separate. Or sleep and xBox – depending on your fancy.
Otherwise, you’ll be happy little bunny living here – if you’re not, i’ll come and give you a hug. And a toffee crisp.
Fabulous 4 bedroom house very close to Chillingham Road with brilliant transport links, shops and restaurants.
If you put a holding deposit on this before August, there will be NO TENANT FEES! WOOHOO!
The property comprises:
1 bathroom with bath, shower, toilet and basin, utility area with washer dryer, kitchen incl. dishwasher, large living room with 2 large sofas and wall mounted TV and a dining area, 1 large double bedroom.
3 double bedrooms
All bedrooms are fully furnished.
£260 per person
Upfront payments required:
Deposit equivalent to 1 month's rent
First month's rent and £75 admin