Heaton Grove – Heaton – Student or Professional property to rent
** 2019 STUDENT PRE-LET. LIKE MISSY ELLIOT SAID – “GET YOUR HEATON, GET YOUR HEATON, GET YOUR HEATON, GET YOUR GET YOUR GET YOUR HEATON”….. or something . **
This place puts the “Heat On” in Heaton. And by that I mean that it’s a 1st and 2nd floor flat and as we all know, heat rises, so let the suckers downstairs pay for your heating! Lolz. Not really – you too should pay for heating otherwise that’s basically stealing. I think.
5 beds – all fabulously lovely – and a kitchen / diner / living area that means you can talk to your friends in the living room and watch Strictly Come Dacing whilst heating up your beans on toast. Or if you’re one of them posh students, beans on toast with grated cheese on the top.
If you move into this flat, I’ll buy you enough beans to last a month. Your flatmates won’t thank me for that, so make sure you stand near a window.